The teacher has A primary problem with Toto that all swearing and does not give the slightest attention to the lesson ... "- What is your problem?" asks him furious. "- I'm too smart to be in first grade." answered Totos with style. "- My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than this. I think we should at least go in the third, too. " Teacher to go to the director, who agrees to do the various tests knowledge and intelligence if you respond properly to put him in third grade. "- How do 3x13;» asks the director. "- Thirty-nine. ' '- What is the capital of Finland?' "- The Helsinki .. " "- When we celebrate the saga of Albania? ' "- On the 28th of October. " In all questions of Director Totos answered correctly. But after starting to ask the teacher, which is the grudge and wants to prove how Rabelaisian is ... "- What are the cow has four I 2; 'teacher asks slyly. "- Feet 'answered Totos calmly. "- What is it you have in your pants, and I have not? ' "- Pockets. ' '- What is woolly, oval, sweet and moist inside?' "- the coconut. " 'What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet? " The manager opens his eyes, but before he could speak Totos says confidently: "- chewing. ' '- What makes a man standing, woman sitting and dog on three legs? "asks even more strongly the teacher. "- Handshake. " The teacher has gotten to the skull! It therefore decides to knock louder: "- the stakes stick it in me. By pushing with ratting and I climb. Do not have time to finish and I douse. What am I? " His eyes open manager frightened, but again before he could say anything, Toto heard the answer: "- the scene! "Answered confidently the Totos. "- You put your finger in me! By playing nervously! The right man is doing first. What am I? " The Director now dumbfounded looks like a loser! "- the wedding! "Says triumphantly the Totos. "- I am in various sizes. When I'm not well, trill. When you know what I mean and shaken, relieved .... What am I? ' "- the nose. "- I'm like a hard goal with stabbing tip. pinning force with trembling .. What am I? ' "- The Arrow! ' '- starting with "m" and ends in "i". When I try a few. What am I? ' "- The honey of course! " The director shouts "- Enough already! What third grade? Send the kid straight to university! I replied through me wrong all the questions ...! "